April 30, 2008...6:22 pm
She’s Just Being Miley
See what that dumb bitch of a friend Leslie has started? If you’ve been living under a rock the last few days, don’t own a television or just don’t care there’s a little 15 year old running around posing for pictures with just a blanket on. If you don’t believe me, here ya go:
Miley’s saying she’s embarassed, the photographer is saying that her art is being misinterpreted and Disney is claiming that this situation was created to deliberately manipulate Miley. Bitch please. At 15 years old you have enough common sense to make a decision based on should I pose with a sheet over me or should I do it clothed. The one thing you should take away from all this: Miley’s a slut in training and wait till she turns 18. Hugh Hefner will be on her (pun intended) like a fat kid on cake. Her skinny ass will be in Playboy the day she turns 18. Don’t think Miley is a little minx you say? Have you seen these pictures Miley taken by little Miley herself:
Those are just the beginning. This chick is a “How to Catch a Predator” episode waiting to happen. She’s 15. This wouldn’t even fly in West Virginia.
Miley - Sweetheart - you are a big star on the Disney channel. If you didn’t realize thousands of little kids (ages 8 - 14 I suppose) are watching your stupid Hannah Montana show. You sell out all your dumb Hannah Montana concerts to little kids. Posing in your underwear, doing seductive things with a lollipop and trying to make out with your friend is not winning you anymore fans. I guess you missed that whole role model memo that got sent to you. I’m going to blame this all on the fact that your dad was on Dancing with the Stars and is the reason we have “Achy, Breaky Heart” in our world and is the proud owner of a mullet. That’s not a good combo, what father would do that to their kid?
So drop that dumb friend Leslie, stop being dumb and get off the fast track of the next Britney. But for my sake, please don’t stop making music, I love that stupid song.
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2 Comments
May 27, 2008 at 11:49 pm
damn thats mean theres nothing wrong with that all thaty means is she likez to have fun and the swimsuitt ont and the other one next to it she has fukin pjz on and damn i meen its not like shez nude im 13 and ma parents would say thats just the way she confortable i mean ur a fukin adult u should have more respact for a child than that obviously yo moma aint teach u shit bout mannerz damn i feel sry 4 u all u have to do with ur life ias pick on l;ittle 15 year oldz woww
May 31, 2008 at 1:06 am
I concur with your other faithful fan and commend her parents. Though your mother was unable to teach you manners, Brian, the least she could have done for you would have been to advise you to fit as much frivolous drivel on your ass as possible. I think I speak for most of humanity when I say that I look forward to Ms. Cyrus dropping trou and exposing entire - undoubtedly verbose - paragraphs on her soon to be expanding behind.
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